Damn it, there is something wrong with the network. Noctis looks at the name of the person he's texting, finally, and has to roll his eyes into the back of his head for a second. ]
know what? ill take the fall there but go ahead and tell your brother to stop leaving his dirty briefs on my bathroom floor
[ WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO HIM? IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING WEIRD? ]
god damnit no he just comes over a lot we're friends just friends
[ He would get into the fact that he doesn't remember giving Prompto a spare key, because he had it before his coma. But then that's another can of worms. But is also a crucial part to his argument.
Here we go again. Except now he can't hide behind alcohol. ]
sometimes? ok fine i get it not worried about judgement but thats not whats going on pretty sure your brother is straight and i cant believe ive had to say that more than once this week
yeah ive gotten about three or four messages that obviously belong to other people wasnt sure if it was a real issue until i sent mine out which you got and here we are
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you leave your underwear in my bathroom one more time
im burning them
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okay.]
how'd my underwear get in your bathroom?
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because youre literally here
all the time
[ Someone hasn't realized who he's texting yet ]
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how is that possible?
[rip both of them]
maybe it's someone else's?
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let me ask the fifty other guys i gave a spare key to
come on prompto
you suck at lying
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Wait.
Squints.]
prompto really gets around.
you've got the wrong brother. this is cloud.
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Damn it.
Damn it, there is something wrong with the network. Noctis looks at the name of the person he's texting, finally, and has to roll his eyes into the back of his head for a second. ]
know what?
ill take the fall there
but go ahead and tell your brother to stop leaving his dirty briefs on my bathroom floor
[ A beat. ]
wait
what do you mean by "gets around"
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okay, i can do that.
[He will actually do this for you, Noctis.]
well
i thought he was dating pitou too?
but i guess he has that open relationship thing going on, huh?
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[ At least he can rely on Cloud for something. This guy seems pretty cool.
...
-Record scratch- ]
what?
no
no we're not dating???
[ THAT WAS FAR TOO MANY QUESTION MARKS ]
we're not dating
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[More question marks.]
or is this more of a casual fling?
i guess it's none of my business anyway.
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god damnit
no
he just comes over a lot
we're friends
just friends
[ He would get into the fact that he doesn't remember giving Prompto a spare key, because he had it before his coma. But then that's another can of worms. But is also a crucial part to his argument.
Oh well. ]
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[He assumes so? His underwear is there?]
look, i mean
i believe you
but you get why someone would think the wrong thing
no judgment either way.
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Okay.
Here we go again. Except now he can't hide behind alcohol. ]
sometimes?
ok fine
i get it
not worried about judgement but thats not whats going on
pretty sure your brother is straight
and i cant believe ive had to say that more than once this week
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did someone else ask you the same thing?
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[ more like "WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA MAKE OUT ALREADY" or something to that effect. ]
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i'm just giving you a hard time, though.
i'll relay the message
no more dirty underwear lying around.
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throws people off
cant control that
anyway
settling here alright?
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it's not a bad thing.
kind of. this app is really starting to freak out
i keep getting everyone else's messages, and they keep getting mine.
which you obviously can see.
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just weird i guess
yeah ive gotten about three or four messages that obviously belong to other people
wasnt sure if it was a real issue until i sent mine out
which you got
and here we are
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i just texted him, btw.
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and then he'll accidentally admit to doing it
watch
[ Prompto is a terrible liar. ]
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you know him pretty well after all
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constant contact'll do that
what did he say
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